The Onion Movie depicts the satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Hilarity ensues when a veteran anchorman (Len Cariou) refuses to adhere to corporate standards.
The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie depicts the satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Hilarity ensues when a veteran anchorman (Len Cariou) refuses to adhere to corporate standards.
Tea (Master P) and Coffee (Michael Blackson) are two repo men who work for Mr. Henderson (Katt Williams) at Banks Repo. When they try to break their best record and pull down a tidy cash bonus, they find that earning a few extra greenbacks is the least of their concerns when a repossessed truck containing millions of […]
Pennsylvania band the ‘Oneders’ become a sensation after their drummer breaks his arm, and is replaced by jazz enthusiast, Guy Patterson, who injects something a bit different into their music.
The story revolves around a newly made vampire who is trying to live as a ‘good’ vampire and not feed on humans. Trouble rises when a vampire hunter tries to track him down with wooden sticks and silver bullets…
A disk containing the memoirs of a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous gym employees who attempt to sell it. Predictably, events whirl out of control for the duo doofuses and those in their orbit.
A high school girl (Ashley Tisdale) is invited to a party by the most popular boy in school, only trouble is, she’s grounded. Now the only thing she can do is to outsmart her father (Kevin Pollak) to attend a party.
A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillian threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city. The only problem is that their strange powers, silverware hurling, bowling, shovel skills, incompetent invisibility and deadly flatulence, aren’t doing them any favors.
Teenage wizard Alex casts puts her family in jeopardy by conjuring a spell that accidentally changes history so her parents never fell in love. She and her brothers face a race against time to put things right before they are erased from existence.
After losing his job at a steel factory, Gaz (Robert Carlyle) learns that his wife wants to sue him for missed child support payments. Desperate for money, Gaz and 5 other men form a male striptease act. The women cheer them on to go for ‘the full monty’ – total nudity.
Everett Stone (Dermot Mulroney) wants to bring his girlfriend, Meredith Morton (Sarah Jessica Parker), to meet his bohemian Connecticut family at Christmas. Meredith is uptight, conservative, therefore, she soon finds that she’s a fish out of water in their free-spirited way of life.
Set in Los Angeles, We the Party tells the story of five high-school friends who deal with romance, money, prom, college, sex, bullies, Facebook, fitting in, standing out, and finding themselves.
During the days of World War I, a small Welsh town relies on its local mountain as a source of pride. When an English cartographer must tell the Welsh village that their mountain is only a hill, the offended community sets out to change that.
Winslow Lowry (Anthony Geary) is a greedy man determined to get his hands on the fortune of his ailing and very wealthy uncle, Albert Dennison (Ralph Bellamy). Lowry then hires three bumbling orderlies to take care of the old rich man. Humorous mayhem follows.
Horton the Elephant discovers the tiny city of Who-ville and its residents, the Whos, which he can hear but cannot see. However, he must struggle to protect the microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists.
Desperate to gain the affection of a beautiful co-worker, Elliot (Brendan Fraser) strikes a deal with the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley), a drop dead gorgeous woman with a wicked sense of humor. Elliot then is granted 7 wishes by the devil to snare Allison, in exchange for his soul.