Two wealthy step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a deliciously diabolical wager of sexual conquest: to de-flower the new headmaster’s daughter, who writes an article in Seventeen Magazine about how she intends to stay pure until she marries her boyfriend, before the start of term.
After her mother’s death, mediocre chef Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is having trouble attracting customers to her family’s restaurant. But a magical crab works wonders for a terrible chef’s culinary skills, leading her towards the man of her dreams.
Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.